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A trash club that relies on a 16 year old academy graduate to carry them and are in severe debt, that they have to sell their own stadium's grass. Known for their delusional fanbase, they think they can afford Kylian Mbappe but in reality he'd rather go to saudi pro league at 26 then stay at that disgusting club.
Barcha fan: " wE gonna win the uCL"
Non biassed football fan: "Porto has more chance of winning the champions league than FC Brokelona with that serious debt"
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Scotlands one and only
"Is that cambusdoon fc?"
"Yes and they just beat kilmarnock!"
“Mashwork FC” is a name given to a football team. But not just any team. The players demonstrate skills beyond normality. They not only possess skills to win any game of football, they’ll steal your Mrs whilst they’re at it.
“Oh shit, playing Mashwork FC next Monday”, “Oh fuck, hide your wives fellas!”
This is where a bunch of mugs post in a twitter group called “APE FC” everyone wants our heads of on a daily basis.
We are currently trying to win the league but we’re to busy focusing on fucking ape memes
APE FC - This is a group of lads who take the piss “Oi fatty come join APE FC
A shit football club in north Dublin full of posh gays who think they are superior to everyone. They have a shit football team but their best player is Ciaran Power.
“We are playing Skerries Town FC next week”
“They are shit the only have Ciaran Power”
Merthyr Tydfil FC is the best club in wales and england. With winning the FA cup 14 times overtaking Arsenal and have won the Champions League 4 times and Europa League once.
Merthyr Tidfyl FC is the best team in England
Renegades fc is a growing football club which has a bright future ahead.