This is where a bunch of mugs post in a twitter group called “APE FC” everyone wants our heads of on a daily basis.
We are currently trying to win the league but we’re to busy focusing on fucking ape memes
APE FC - This is a group of lads who take the piss “Oi fatty come join APE FC
A shit football club in north Dublin full of posh gays who think they are superior to everyone. They have a shit football team but their best player is Ciaran Power.
“We are playing Skerries Town FC next week”
“They are shit the only have Ciaran Power”
pontian fc are the worst in the league, they're a shithole!
Merthyr Tydfil FC is the best club in wales and england. With winning the FA cup 14 times overtaking Arsenal and have won the Champions League 4 times and Europa League once.
Merthyr Tidfyl FC is the best team in England
Renegades fc is a growing football club which has a bright future ahead.
A bunch of weirdos who follow Martial and say he is the best player at Man United.
John: Who do you support?
Steve: Man United
Adam: United
Harshalutd: Martial FC till I die. He carried us in 2020. Martial's hold up play is underrated. We wouldn't be in the Champions League without Martial
usually the term 'bottling' in football is used as a joke-term for teams that lose points against the second place team, for example - arsenal fc dropping points making them second after manchester city, despite arsenal leading points. or borussia dortmund (somehow) losing the league after leading ONE point behind bayern
person 1: ''dortmund just lost the league again :(''
person 2: ''lmao bottle fc''