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Proclaimed as one the the hardest challenges ever,"no Fap November".
The idea is that the challenger must not fap at all.
The only exception is that you can have sexual intercouse, as the founders did not want to cock block ANYONE!
The rules are simple. " NO SELF PLEASURE WHATSOEVER", through the entire month of November.
Even though many belive that there is no reward for completing this challenge, others have faith in its many rewards it can offer, especially for the one's who do not have a GF. They will build up the courage to finally ask the preetty girl out, other than having their mind thinking they do not need anyone other than their hand.
Another reward can be for the men that masterbate regularly , they can sometimes never climax when they do have sex with a women, because their sensitvity drops with masterbation. So going a month without self pleasure can give those few another positive outcome.
Others say that the only negative spin-off that comes with "No fap November" , is that the chances of having wet dreams immensely increases
Best reward of all is not feeling nasty after you just fapped to that tranny porn.
No studies have shown that is it unhealthy not to fap for a month because the male body's have other ways to dispose of it.
On the other hand studies have shown that it can be unhealhthy low frequnicies of ejaculating but it has to be over the course of at least 2 years. This challenge only requires a month...
Good luck in your month of no fap!
Mike: Happy No Fap November!!!
Justin: Can i take a mulligan?
Or
Mike: Its No Fap November!!!
Sally: Wanna have sex??
Mike: No...because we are friends with benefits and not dating it would be breaking the rules...
Sally: Shit.....im so horny...
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Hen Fap is:
1) what kanye says in golddigger
2) easy on the tongue
3) whatever is necessary; i.e. shmoolike
4) a nonsequitur with longer legs than I thought.
5) a reference to a random onion article birthed over at the late aja/dante
6) apparently an excellent way to really make people upset which is very odd as Hen Fap is most decidedly:
7) pure, unadorned love
"Where's your Hen Fap" - Basement Jaxx
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Used when you want to say that you would masturbate to something. Usually used be geeks because they know that they have no chance of actually having sexual intercourse.
Geek 1: Check out this picture of Jessica Alba!
Geek 2: I'd fap that!
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Any form of receptacle (typically an orphaned gym sock) that is used during masturbation to capture one's ejaculation.
This picture is really fappable. Now, where did I put my fap jacket?
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A school of thought based on the inequality:
Fapping > Sex + Pain.
Stated simply the pleasure one derives from fapping is always greater than the pleasure one derives from sex when the pain of non-sexual female interaction is taken into account.
I used to freak out all the time trying to get laid, both about how she'd act afterwards and whether 9 months later I'd hear from her. But then ImperialExecutive taught me how to 'Fap and Win'. I am a changed man because of FaW.
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The constant and endless desire to Fap from morning to night. Regardless of activity between getting up and going to bed each day, the desire and need to Fap is always present.
No matter the day, time or activity he was involved, Joel was constantly stuck in the Circle of Fap.
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Literal: Someone who masturbates more than they have sexual intercourse.
Slang: A male who masturbates to *excess*.
*Considered to the general public to be more than sixteen times a week.
Tom: Is John coming with us to the bar later?
Billy: No- I bet he's busy at home choking the chicken again, that horny bastard.
Tom: What a Fap Captain.
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