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adj. overly arrogant yet essentially ignorant, specifically when concerning a given political topic, which can be traced back to a relative ambivalence towards independent thought and a disingenuous need to be deemed acceptable by a like-minded peer group.
The amount of shitty faux-litical memes posted by my friends during an election year is too damn high!
A person (generally under age 50) who poses online as a much older person or over retirement age. Phrase first coined by Aly of Thanet in conversation with Rob of Thanet.
I was chatting with a faux-AP last night on Tinder.
A fake Freddie Mercury. Some wannabee who thinks they are the next Freddie Mercury just because they can cover a Queen song or two.
Damn, that boy wishes he could sing as good as Freddie Mercury but he's just another faux Freddie.
An inversion involving conflation.
Usually involves inverting the position of the structural (future-to-past) truth and the formalistic (past-to-future) truth; and then conflating the formalistic truth with the structural truth.
Ie. the formalistic truth becomes the structural truth.
The semantic.
A faux-inverse juxtaposes both inversion and conflation.
Faux Sure is when one person promises or tells another person to definitely count on him/her/they/we/us/he-she/she-he/she-he-he/he-she-she to do a specific something or favor and then totally lets the person down by failing to perform.
That was the third time that Dick Johnson let Virgina down with a Faux Sure to get her in bed by 10:00 PM.
1. verb. to fart under embarrassing conditions.
2. verb. to release a fart that has an incredible stench. (literally a false poop.)
Jennifer, thinking she was alone in the library, loudly faux-pood.
The activity of placing clothes and items into your electronic shopping bag, or actual shopping bag and simply not paying for them when you reach the end of your travels.
This could even go as far as, going to the checkout to pay and then simply walking away when the items have been scanned in.
In addition, this could be done to the annoyance of the shop assistants.
''Hey Pete, are you really going to buy all those copies of Katie Prices current autobiography?!?!''
''No, don't be ridiculous, im Faux-Shopping! There's so many copies of this book, I thought I'd give the shop assistants something to do with there time.''