February 13

A cool person's birthday! Yay!

Person 1. "It's February 13th today."

Cool Person. "OMFG TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY!!"

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February 18th

National kick ugly bitches ass day

I love February 18th because I can kick ugly bitches ass

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February 17

February 17 you have to give your girlfriend a hoodie or you don’t love them period

Oh no tomorrow is February 17 let’s go get her a hoodie !!

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February 15

National 'Give Your Best Friend A Slice Of Cheese' Day.

'hey Gianna, its February 15, I got you a piece of cheese'.

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February 23

THIS IS THE BEST TIME PEOPLE ARE BORN!

Precious: Hey when's your birthday?
Paul: February 23.
Precious: Ey, that's the best time people are born!
Paul: Nice.

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16th february

if you were born on this day, you are gorgeous, so nice and all the boys/girls are after you. Your crush probably likes you back but is nervous because he/she is scared you will reject them

or/and

you just like chicken, very much

she was so born on the 16th february, look at her

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February 1

National get railed day: this is a day where you get railed, pretty self explanatory. If your birthday is on this day you a freak freak.

Person 1: “What’s the date?”
Person 2: “February 1st, so you know it getting freaky tonight”

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