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When u don’t like human you only like fan fiction like Draco malfoy or heathers
When someone makes a crossover fanfiction story, using an OC based off of one thing and crossing it with something else.
I.E. a 1/4 fic. Only using 1/4 of the story to cross with something else
A story featuring Edward's (Or Jacob's) and Bellsa's child (From Twilight) going to Hogwarts and meeting Harry Potter. (Harry Potter Series) is A Fourth Fiction.
When cousins make up shit about a fictional family Wiffle Ball game where the Lord of K’s, the oldest cousin, the master of gong clang, the ultimate curve wizard, the downward draft doink,…somehow gives up a dinger on the Ocean City beach, to a cousin that has always been only aloud to fetch foul balls and other errant balls in the dunes.
It never happened. It’s fucking family fiction.
“Fucking Damon and Fran keep spewing Wiffle fiction about an imaginary game in Ocean City in like 2007….when The Maestro of Crooked Slurves was at his peak performance and a potential selection for the US Olympic Wiffle Ball Team. Steve did not stick a wicked Whammy over the wall and was surely sat down by a gonk of the gong sitting in the beach chair.
Knock this shit off- stop dreaming- show the damn tapes if this happened or get your assess to the beach to run a little reenactment of the alledged story - 14 years ago.
Complete Horse-shit!”
The absolute most honest you can be in any situation.
-I just ran like 10 miles
-You're lying
-Man I swear True story no fiction
A story created about you wishing you could blow up a man's guts like the 4th of july
Im into pulp fiction are you?
A lie resulting in an emotional or witty lash upon the recipient of the lie.
Like a "friction burn," except the resulting pain is emotional, not physical.
The fiction burn stung when he realized the truth.
A set of beliefs and stories that threaten you with eternal damnation if you don't believe in them.
Random person: "The world is flat and you're going to hell if you don't vote for Trump."
Me:" Fuck you ignorant fascist scum and your threat-fiction."