five-and-dime

Store that sells cheap things.

Example: I bought this glass at the five-and-dime.

schfifty five

Fifty five, group x style.

"Girlfriend's age? schfifty five. My IQ? schfifty five."

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Five in the poo

A figure of speech used to describe anal fisting.

"Dude, she's a pro! She took five in the poo and didn't even break a sweat."

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fast-five

a hand job

He gave himself a fast-five before returning to his date with his cousin.

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maroon fived

When you are defecating in a public setting and trying to get in and out quickly, so that no one knows you are taking a dump, and you realize that you are producing a messy dump that will require much wiping, therefore blowing your cover.

I was on this date with Katrina, and my stomach started acting up so I tried to go to the restroom quickly, but I laid down an absolute monster of a terd and got totally maroon fived.

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Sub-Five

Any girl (or guy) who is valued as lower than a 5 in the hotness scale. Sub-Fives are usually referred to denote if a girl is acceptable to hook up with or not.

Friend 1: Dude, that girl you brought home last night better not have been a sub-five.

Friend 2: I don't fuck around with sub-fives, don't worry bro.

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dive at five

An phrase used to express total eagerness in the prospect of or opportunity to perform oral sex on a woman.

Dude, I can't wait to dive at five tonight.

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