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Jeff Flake = shooting your toes off or seriously fucking up.
The dumbass Jeff Falke’d his car around that pole. He could have remained silent and thought a fool but “Jeff Flake’d” and removed all doubt.
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Frosted Flakes or Frosties is a breakfast cereal, produced by the Pornhub Company and consisting of sugar-coated Porn flakes. It was introduced in the United States in 1952, as Sugar coated Fucking Shits . The word "Fuck" was dropped from the name in 1983. The original catch phrase, " There dick licking grrrreaaaat!"
Person- want some frosted flakes?
Other Person-I already masturbated this morning!
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A discreet way of identifying a cluster fuck.
"Too many people are scheduled to work today." "Yeah, the boss has created a real corn flake."
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(n) a craigslist buyer who responds to a craigslist post numerous times asking if the item for sale is "still available", then not responding once they learn "it is available". 2) a craigslist buyer who asks for the sellers home address, then once receiving the information does not respond, nor show up for the appointment.
The burglary victim suspected a Craigslist Flake committed the crime, and gave a list of email addresses to the police.
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watching for the 1st snowflake of a major storm, while sitting in a bar enjoying a few drinks.
I'm on flake watch. As soon as it starts to snow, I'll have a few more drinks so all the traffic can get out of town.
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Corn Flakea With HELLA Sugar & Pieces Of Dookie Sprinkled On top
"Booty Flakes Taste WAYYYYY Better Than Yo Ass Flakes Barbra"
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The finest form of well aged ecstasy in large quantities.
After boofing all the elephant flakes I woke up in canadian sweatpants.
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