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Florida Man; Noun: The Dumbest Person responsible for the Dumbest acts imaginable.
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Part Jewish, part trailer park, part blindingly Jewish, mostly white privilege, somewhat Hispanic, awkwardly not renovated, Quebec, and heavy in old bitties sagging toward the underworld.
Also: sand.
Dude: That Abraham Lincoln-looking doucheface has pigtails for sideburns, what the fuck
Bro: He's from Hollywood, Florida
Dude: oh
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The excruciating, throbbing, blistering pain of the feet caused by extreme amounts of walking within a 24 hour period; so named because this condition tends to inflict visitors to Orlando theme parks, but can be applied to any leisurely activity involving copious walking. Can usually be prevented by wearing comfortable shoes, and can usually be cured by soaking one's feet in icy Natty Light.
Remind me not to wear my sandals next time we go to Ocean City. I've got a bitching case of Florida Feet!
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The top 10 ranked participating schools, followed by the number of recruited Merit scholars, are:
1. Harvard University--378
2. University of Texas--258
3. Yale University--228
4. University of Florida--224
5. Stanford University-217
6. University of Chicago-182
7. Arizona State University--176
8. Rice University-173
9. University of Oklahoma-170
10. Princeton University--165
UF > FSU
Looks like UF isnt a third rate school Bill. UF ownz and will always pwnz FSU sucka.
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A "majority" derived by excluding those likely to disagree. The type of majority that voted in "President" Bush in 2000.
God plus oil plus a couple of goons equals a Florida majority.
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Going into a barber shop for the first time and asking for “the usual” or “the regular”
Steve: Hey, what should I get at my new barber.
John: Bro it would be hilarious if you asked for the Florida chop.
Steve: Bro last time I did that the barber fucked me up so bad.
a mean mad up name discribing someone who lives in Florida who is a potential hoe
Omg Marcus is such a Florida hoe!!!