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Mom- Im taking away your xbox because you squeak to loud when you play Fortnite
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY XBOX BACK I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE!
Mom-NO WAY
Toxic Squeaker-*fights mom for xbox then plays fortnite
(5 minutes later)
Mom-STOP SQUEAKING
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY SCAR BACK
Mom-*throws xbox out the window*
Mom-There
Toxic Squeaker-*Squeaks so loud the moms ears explode and her head blows off*
Also know as the game for 9-8yr kids they always scream and say shut the fuck when they are mad and always complain to buy v-bucks to flex
Mom can i buy v-bucks for fortnite said billy
No said the mom
*boss battle music intenseifys*
why do i hear boss music said the mom
a popular game that virgins play and 12 year old squeakers saying "AND BODY GOT A MIC"
12 year olds "you got fortnite on yo phone"
a game that’s worse than watching a druggie swing their dong around
person 1: hey, what game are you playing?
person 2: fortnite, why?
person 1: say sike rn
Shit that everyone's talking about in 2018.
Person 1: Lets play FORTNITE!
Person 2: Fk no! shitty games these days!
A game where 11 year olds spend all their parents money on their credit cards
Obama: Hey Donald, wanna grab a beer?
Trump: no I’m too busy building walls in this game called fortnite