facebook friendship hijacking

when a facebook friend goes thru your friend list and requests one of your friends to add them as a friend even though they do not know them.

My facebook friend told me my brother tried a facebook friendship hijacking by requesting them as a friend. He doesn't know her!

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friendship juice

a juice exchanged between friends.

YO, that mofo friendship juice (d) me HARDCORE.

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eleventh hour friendship

n., a friendship formed at the last minute, usually because a common means of communication is going to expire. Eleventh hour friendships are commonly formed at the end of grade school, high school, college, and periods of employment with a specific employer. The term comes from the "eleventh hour", i.e. the last possible time.

Joe: "I didn't know Bob was friends with Tim. They never hung out in high school."
Jack: "It was an eleventh hour friendship - they literally only got to know each other after graduation."

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Best Friendship-dom

A very beautiful and creative term to describe the intensely, psychoticly, stupid relationship between two homosapiens that find a deep connection in their idiocracy. :)

Person 1: "Wow, they're really close."

Person 2: "Yeah, they are."

Person 1: "They're like, best friends."

Person 2: "Nahh, closer. Like best friendship-dom."

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Friendship Crotch Grab

-Noun: the act of cementing your kinship with a gentle fondling. Establishes mutual trust. (Short: FCG)
-Noun: Exactly what you'd expect

"My bro Rob was scootin' by in the theater, so I reached over and gave him an friendship crotch grab to remind him that I care."

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friendship rape

1. when someone claims to be your friend but always takes from the relationship, never giving anything in return; whether it be emotionally or physically (money, goods, borrowing items, favors, etc.) sometimes they do this even when you don't want them to or try to say "no".

2. taking advantage of a friendship

"Jeannette's friend uses her for free babysitting but always says 'no' when asked if she can watch Jeannette's kids while she runs to the store. Her friend has also borrowed things and broken them without paying to replace them. She is being friendship raped."

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friendship third wheel

When you are with a friend who is with their other best friend and you get ignored by laughing and giggling and don't fit in.

I went out with my girl last night and got totally friendship third wheeled.