a day to remeber whos a fuckwad in your life or no longer part of your life. april 29th.
oh god i just saw taylor, not suprised he's out on national fuck-wad day.
On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!
Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!
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Fuck your friend day is the national day where you can fuck one friend.
The day is every friday.
Daniel: Oh my god Serwan, today is fuck your friend day!
Serwan: Letzdoit!
On november 27th you can fuck a dog legally.
This is sattire, if you get offended go cry on twitter.
Person 1: Do you have a dog to fuck on Fuck a dog day?
Person 2: Please leave me alone.
Fuck Anubis girl called Millie on October 24th because why not
Guy 1:It’s fuck Millie day
Guy 2:I’m gonna fuck Millie hard today
National Holiday where all of the worlds population meets to fuck Floop's mom. This is every year on 8/2
Man how did you celebrate Fuck Floop's Mom Day? Man I fucked Floop's mom
It December 4th try fucking ur ex
Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"
Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th