snowday fuck-up

when a weather man/woman predicts large amounts of snowfall for any weekday, but the storm never happens. people typically bitch at each other during first-period the next morning

weather guy- "and on wednesday we're expecting 15 inches plus in your town"

Next day, no snow

Teacher- "well that was a snowday fuck-up if ever saw one"

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Fucked up funny

Laughing at a tragic accident,Causing people to think you are sick and fucked in the head.

"We saw a video of a car crash and when we saw the two passengers fly out of the windows like rag dolls,We we're rolling on the floor laughing!"

"Dude,that's fucked up funny!

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Fuck me up fam

A commonly drunk cocktail persisting of 1 shot of amertto 1 shot of jäger 1 shot of vodka 1 shot of rum 1 shot of port poured over the back of a shot glass filled with energy drink

Oi Luke make us a fuck me up fam

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Fuck the world up

Fuck!

I just want to fuck the world up to the moon and beyond! Fuck!

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Rich fuck-up

Rich fucks that can fuck up and be perfectly fine in life because they have the money to be fuck ups

Those rich fuck-ups don't give a fuck about they 20 children they had.

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shut the fuck up

if you do not know what "shut the fuck up" means
it means, SHUT THE FUCK UP

Hey you .. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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fucked up shit

To have ones shit fucked up

After losing to TROGDOR Billy was depressed to the point of suicide. TROGDOR Fucked billy's shit up.

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