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dass funk

the funk from a males dick and ass area when he has not taken a shower for a few days.

After not taking a shower for a week and banging that random chick from the bar last night I had major dass funk this morning when I woke up for work.

by Steven Hammerhead August 28, 2009


trunk funk

1. The female equivalent of swamp ass.

2. The layer of sweat, slime, etc. that accumulates in a woman's ass crack on a hot summer's day.

3. A sweaty condition existing in a woman's ass region. Amplified during exertion and in particularly hot and humid weather.

I normally like to eat out an ass, but after she got back from the gym she had some nasty trunk funk going on so I went with the stinky pinky instead.

by Darnydb July 19, 2010


Funk monster

When a person does not believe in water nor soap.

"Damn,Funk monster!Go take a bath!!!

by Ree and Chena April 21, 2003


Taking a funk

Dropping a fat shit

Dude, if coach asks where I’m at, tell him I’m taking a funk.

by Bob Joe 69 September 3, 2019


bump the funk

Another way of saying your masterbating

Guys I need to bump the funk I'll be back

by Billy22734 January 17, 2018


keepin it funk

Keeping it real or keeping it g

I'm really not trynna wait in this line keepin it funk.. trynna go somewhere else?

by Whitelashes March 31, 2017


Funk-Guitarin'

The obvious noise of someone nearby watching cheesey TV porn

"Oy Sam, I think Dave's Funk Guitarin' downstairs!"

by TMB June 17, 2003