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i am a gabe itch said 5 times fast as possible
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The most amazing lead singer of Cobra Starship. He isn't really a badass motherfucker, but a sweetie instead!
Gabe Saporta made Nikki happy last night!
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Rad bassist for Blesk, several other San Luis Obispo, CA bands and dancer extrondinaire. Has been known to make hotties swoon over his rump shaking and outlandish, high energy stage antics. He fared particularly well, while shaking his butt at a Straylight Run show in Hackensack, NJ and caught the attention of his future wife, who he refers to as "Little Miss Hackensack". Has a knack for accents and a gay, lispy robot voice. Current project: Campaigning for Pita Pit to name his falafel pita creation the "Gaberz with Special Sauce".
"I saw a cute girl at the Saves The Day show and busted out a Gabe Munoz; finally my status is: in a relationship."
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Gabe Barraza is a total asshole. He thinks he is the best person in the world and he is rude to everyone except his 3 friends. He will beat you up, punch you in the face, shove you, choke you, rape you, and threaten to kill you. He isn't ugly on the outside but is horrendously ugly on the inside. If you are a girl do not go out with him. He will be the worst thing that ever happens to you. If you ever come in contact with Gabe Barrazza, run for he will totally fuck up your life.
Oh shit Gabe Barraza is coming. I should leave before he beats my ass again.
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me: "Hey I just got Gabe Swindelled"
friend: "How did it go?"
gabe: YO
me: sup
Gabe: nm you
me: chillen
Gabe: same
End of conversation
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A 28 year old male that is in the band cobra starship. he is amazingly sexy, can dance like no other, and is a pedofile. He was born in Uruaguy and is bffs with pete wentz. Gabeckett is the sexiest couple ever. :D
Fangirl: ZOMG GABE SAPORTA IS SO HAWWWWT
T33ni3: lyk totes, d00d.
A REAL cobra: DUDE, no. gtfo. and get a life. nate and ryland and alex are hotter than gabe anyday
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