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angry UF Gator

When a guy is doing a girl from another school, and, due to her own awesomeness: not his skill, she climaxes first, he then proceed to make up for your lack of skill with time and a huge student body by trying to cum inside of every hole while pretending that no other school exists.

boy number 1: Dude that hot chick from UCF had a better orgasm way before me at half the cost and she already has a great job. so, I just thought about Albert E. Gator while I did the angry UF gator and tried to win the orgasm by coming in every orifice.

Boy number 2: Awsome dude, what was the score?

Number 1: she still won 6-2 but we are still Gators!

by claudec32 September 10, 2010

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get your "insert word" mug or gator for your friend "insert name here"

something urban dictionary wants you to get

example
uraban dictionary: get your "insert word" mug or gator for your friend "insert name here"
everybody: no

by fumbling cow 9577 March 18, 2021


Skiing gator tails

When a girl has 2 braids and you hold them as handles while in the doggie position

Man, I took her back to my place and was skiing gator tails all night

by S366sxe March 20, 2023


gator gobble

Rolling up numerous slices of bologna, gently placing them into the vagina of two women and then seeing who can eat all of bologna first while blindfolded and hands tied behind their back.

I gator gobbled that fatbox faster then you....pay up!

by Gobble420 March 29, 2017


Crying Gator

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False, insincere, or hypocritical display of sadness or remorse. Insincere remorse.

Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crocodile will weep to lure in its victims ...We all know a crying gator.

by WiseCookie September 14, 2020


Crying Gator

Crying Gaor is a fake display of sadness or remorse.

Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crying gator will weep to lure in its prey into its jaws ...

When a Crying Gator spends enough time out of the water, their eyes dry out so they weep to keep them lubricated.

by WiseCookie September 14, 2020


Crying Gator

A fake display of sadness or remorse.

Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crying gator will weep to lure in its prey into its jaws ...

When a Crying Gator spends enough time out of the water, their eyes dry out so they weep to keep them lubricated.

by WiseCookie September 14, 2020