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Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP

Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.

by Al Golston November 20, 2011


Eskimo Grandpa

If an elder fucks the mother of a daughter you fucked he is your Eskimo grandpa.

My friend's dad fucked the mom of a girl I fucked so he is my Eskimo grandpa

by Big papa Fritchy March 1, 2017


Ultra Ultimate Grandpa

The rejected Pillar Men, only seen in the OVA with Ricardo Milos, and Sans Undertale. He is an all-powerful being, trained by Goku, Allah, and the Arabic store clerk that works at that one liquor store. He has faced ゴゴ「One More Time」ゴゴ before, but only in the manga. There is a cult to praise the UUG, called The UUG Fanculb.

Matthew "OMG SAFWAN ULTRA ULTIMATE GRAMPA MADE IT IN SMASH"
Safwan "OMG NO WAY, LETS GO SEE Ultra Ultimate Grandpa"

by ZionOverHeaven June 19, 2019


grandpa b

derived from papa b; getting a massive boner.

troy got a grandpa b in the middle of class yesterday!

by couponznikki2 December 10, 2010


great-grandpa

Grandparent's father.

great-grandpa.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024


Grandpa wisdom

The advice your grandpa or any random old person has ever given you which you can apply to everyday life situations

Me- I gotta go to the bathroom but it’s full, I really need some grandpa wisdom
Me thinking back deep in my conscience and remembering that my grandpa always said when the bathroom is full soon your pants will be full..... of shit

by DD Alwhiney July 9, 2019


grandpa pop

An extraordinarily good and well loved person.

“Man, I wish I was like grandpa pop.”

“You are, kid. You are.”

by anothercoolmove March 5, 2020