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Anyone guy who loves hooking up with the ugly fat chicks
damn kid look at that fatty you hooked up with last night. yeah man im a grenade lover
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The act of throwing fruits into people's windows, usually at night.
A banana enters from the window and crashes a vase.
Dad: What the fuck was that???
Kid: Dad, they're fruit grenading again...
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A girl whom woos while under the influence of alcohol. Also Being a grenade witch is a 6 or under. One of the worst combinations to come across.
Guys: "Hey guys they girls are here"
*door opens*
Girls: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" (ima 6)
Perfect example Woo Grenade
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When one, or more grotesque women go to a bar, and/or club, and when they cause the people around them to scatter into different directions with their repulsive appearances.
There was a lot of people on the dance floor until that grenade blast cleared the place out.
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The cock blockin Fat chick you have to jump on so your buddy can get the hottie.
"This fat bitch has been cock blockin me all night I need you to jump on the man grenade"
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while your girlfriends asleep you put your fully erect penis inside her vagina all the way then pull out and run away,
dude while Jan was asleep lastnight i stuck my penis inside her really fast then ran away. i gave her a stun grenade.
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The act of ejaculating on ones own nether-regions (testicular area is preferable, but this can also work with the penis... i guess) after oral sex, and then slapping them on the side of your partner's face. Hold them there for as long as possible while going beep... beep... beep... If you manage to hold them there for 5 beeps you are required to boast to all of your close guy friends about your great achievement, as your man-score now has 100 more points. Also, You do not buy any alcohol for the next week, its on your buddy's tab. However, if it does not last 5 Beeps, it is an automatic dignity suicide, losing you 500 man points and rejection from civilization. A risky but potentially epic maneuver.
Man 1: Last Night i finished up with Bevelyn, And i decided to go for the Sticky Grenade. Held it there for the full 5.
Man 2: You Da Boss!
Man 1: Fuck Yeh.
(Macho Bear Hug/Sticky Grenade High Five)
Man 3: Dude, I Went for the sticky Grenade last night with that fit girl in the pink low cut tee...
Man 4: You Hit it Yeh?
Man 3: Well i got to 4...
*silence*
Man 4: Sorry who are you?
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