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Jesus' cousin.
Bloke- Hey, say, did you see that Peter Griffin?
Other Bloke- What, Jesus' cousin?
Bloke- Yeah.
Other Bloke- Yeah, I did.
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A pretentious douchebag of a dog who always thinks highly of himself and considers himself an intellectual when really the world would be better off without him. He has no consideration or respect for anyone whatsoever, and will go at lengths to try to impress everyone around him, thinking he'll be accepted, but fails to come to terms with the fact that he is a nobody. First of all, he usually tries to hit on Lois every chance he gets, even though she's already married. It also shows due to the fact that Peter does everything for him, even saving him when he was a stray and bringing him into his house, and that proves it. He constantly shits all over the Griffins' yard, which is all he is ever good for as a dog, and he gives people herpes. Along with that, he thinks he deserves Lois more than Peter, due to her husband neglecting her to do other things and that they have more in common, yet he is completely ignorant to the fact that she doesn't want him. Brian Griffin is also not a trustworthy dog and never pays for shit, and when he is asked to do so, he promises to pay later, but really, he fails to keep his promises. No wonder why he stays at Peter's house. Among other problems, Brian is always egotistical and thinks he is the smartest, most deserving, most charming dog in the world when in reality he is none of these, in fact he is the opposite.
Part 2: He can be compared to Holden Caulfield since they both believe themselves to be profoundly smarter than most of their peers but really they are just spoiled brats, which makes it coincidental as Brian seems to idolizes him. Along with being a smug, arrogant loser who thinks he is smart, he tries to prove that he is smart by becoming a writer, but usually comes off as a rather terrible one, since he couldn't spell the word "definite" correctly. Brian Griffin also claims to be extremely liberal, but does nothing to solve problems that most other liberals complain about. Another way he tries to look cool is that he owns and drives a Toyota Prius, but even this fails as he doesn't catch onto the fact that he's a total loser. Brian is also an athiest and looks down on Christians, Jews, etc., thinking of them as idiots, when he himself is even more pathetic. He has failed college twice, but desperately puts on his facade of being an intellectual to hide this fact. When Quagmire calls him out on all of these things, he makes Brian realize the truth, and when Brian tries to make up with him, he usually just makes Quagmire's hatred towards him even worse since he is and will always be a complete nobody. The most important thing, however, is the fact that Brian put up a racist tweet about black people before watching Ride Along 3. In conclusion, I think Brian is the worst character on Family Guy I have ever seen. He is a total shitstain and should kill himself immediately.
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When your in the stall of a public restroom and somebody sits in the stall next to you and starts farting.
"So I was just sitting there on the can, when this guy goes in the stall next to me and starts doing a Peter Griffin."
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Leader of the BNP (British national party)
The Fhurer, as Nick Likes the people that tollerate him to call him, is someone who was accused by the British national press as having had a gay relationship with a flatmate. Being the leader of the BNP this naturally caused raised eyebrows, since their policy is to castrate homosexuals, execute them, or imprison them, according to which of their policy statements you believe.
It is something which Nick griffin was given a chance to disprove in a court that would have decided whether the statements were libellous, but Nick griffin chose not to contest the "accusation". Full details are easily found online in the Guardian and Mirror etc
When the BNP get into power will Nick Griffin be castrated ?
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A man who commentates on YouTube, he destroys any fanboy in 2 seconds,Griffin also pokes fun at any dumb people out there with a epic games brain aka fortnite company. He is also a overwatch hater for a reason. He’s also a nicest man on the planet and never lies to his fans.
Griffin gaming destroyed a hippo
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The lead weight of Family Guy.
Wanting to be popular, but failing miserably. The epitome of unpopularity.
Boy that loser's a real Meg Griffin.
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Evil. The ASPCA uses rapes of Kathy Griffin's voice to euthanize puppies. Cute little puppies.
Kathy Griffin has sold 93.6% of her soul to the Devil.
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