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the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved
wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-
This guy has pooped his pants on a number of occasions. Totally chill vibes. Always knows what day of the week it is. Keep him close because you never know when you're going to need someone with fire man gams
This guy has pooped his pants on a number of occasions. Totally chill vibes. Always knows what day of the week it is. Keep him close because you never know when you're going to need someone with fire man gams
A gooby gus is the art of ejaculating into a female to the point where said sexual intercourse makes a gushing sound AND the semen is leaking out the vaginal cavity.
I gave her a Gooby Gus last night.
A better and more prestigious way of telling your doctor you’re feeling fatigued.
Hello, Dr.Clementine, due to my terminal testicle cancer I’ve just been feeling a little, fat-I-gued.
That guy gus got me trippin' so hard It almost blew my bag off!
Either some weird way of saying that a kid is gus (whatever that means), or simply sug ma dik backwards.
*you have been listening to this bitch way too long*
Annoying ass girl: “…and then Rebecca was like…”
You: “Omfg, kid am gus! I can’t be bothered to listen to you.”
*you leave*
She screams after you: “what does that even mean??!”