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The nap that inevitably comes just after masturbating.
"I was late to work because my guilt nap lasted longer than usual."
The act of sharing a meme with a specific friend so as not to make them feel left out.
I had to to tag kevin in that post because I was suffering serious meme guilt
The clear lucite heels a dancer annoyingly smashes together in front of your face or upon the stage floor.
Damn, that girl is really workin' the guilt stilts tonight.
When you're at the bar and pick up a middle aged woman with a muffin top.
Last night I was at the bar and I picked up a guilt muffin.
When you talk to someone and they don't actually listen to the context, but rather simply reply with a short phrase or answer with arbitrary meaning so that they don't seem rude for not answering you.
So, do you think i should go study engineering, or just go and get a job straight away? A man's got to do, what a man's got to do". God damnit Jerry, stop guilt responding to me!
I'm not friends with Jerry anymore, all he ever does is guilt respond, everytime i talk.
To pass one's guilt onto another person in order to alleviate your own guilt. Often done when one sees someone is indirectly at fault in someway for your own guilt.
John: I feel bad. I haven't been to my family reunion for almost three years now because I've always been down there visiting you.
Jane: Don't pass this down the conveyor belt of guilt.
I have shameless guilt after hooking up with this hot tinder babe