When a guy (or girl) grabs a girl by the neck and uses the other hand to fiddle down the bottom, aka choking while fingering.
Guy 1: I did the Guitar position last night with my gf!
Guy 2: I better try that on mine as well.
When you're jammin so hard the guitar accidentally gets stuck up your ass and you have to call your mom to get it out but she gets the guitar stuck up her ass too. Then you have have to call autistic midgets to get it out but they cant reach your ass.
Bro me and my mom had a guitar hero last night
A moist pink instrument, with the texture of pork, but salty tasting and firm to touch.
That Jane was in the bathroom for at least an hour the other night, stuck my ear to the door to see if she was ok and it sounded like she was strumming a tune on the old gammon guitar
hiking with an acoustic guitar or electric with pocket amp for natural acoustics
hey guitar hiking!!!!
Yo mark, Angela let me play some pussy guitar last night!
A hug over guitar between two musicians after an epic, badass performance.
Guy #1: That song with Dave Matthews and Marcus Mumford, that was insane!
Guy #2: The guitar hug was deserved at the end.
A common nickname for the string instrumentviolin.
“Wow your really good at the chin-guitar!”
“Ah thanks I practice the chin-guitar a lot!”