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When you fuck a person that is not retarded but almost retarded.
Hey I was gumping her last night!
The act of accidentally acting stupid or like an autistic 5 year old, and not noticing it while someone else notices.
"When that kid said 'that wasn't very ohio rizz uncanny poppy playtime momento', he was really gumping it."
To be very happy about something.
Person 1: I am absolutely fucking gumping right now
Person 2: fr
Being nice, having fun and giving hugs
I was gumping a pregnant woman the other day
Me too, I love being nice, having fun and giving hugs!
Inserting male genitals into a shrimp
Goonmaxer: hey so I was Gumping the other day.
Jelquer: what’s Gumping?
Goonmaxer: when you put your schlong into a shrimp like bubba gump shrimp.
Going on a long run, just because you feel like it. Like Forrest Gump.
“Yea, sorry. I’ll be too busy gumping to hang out on sunday”
A bodily function in which an external text can have an unconscious effect on oneself causing a physical inherent protect on the skin. Forming ridges and causing hair to stand up, paired with the heightened emotions due to alcohol
shaun is no longer able to experience booze gumps due to his stunted tolerance