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a “holiday” which was originally intended to worship the dead of All- Saints day on Nov 1st, but quickly became to be what we know as the night where girls wear slutty clothes outside in the 30 degree weather and then complain when it’s “too chilly.” it’s also the night where dentists complain that candy is too harmful to people’s teeth and persuade everyone to hand out fruit or crackers instead.
i can’t wait to complain about the cold on halloween night!
A kick ass holiday that's a ton of fun. People of all ages enjoy it and celebrate it unless they're lame or a scaredy cat.
Festivities usually kick off around 5:30 pm, which is when most adults get home from work if it's a weekday, and usually last until the early hours of the following morning unless the following morning is a weekday, in which case the festivities will end at midnight so working adults and school aged children can get some sleep. Costumes or festive t-shirts are normally worn, houses are decorated with an assortment of items designed to be scary, candy is passed out to children between the ages of 0 to 18, and alcohol is consumed en masse by teens and adults. Parties, pranks, and crime are commonplace depending on where you live. If dealing with people isn't your thing, just pour yourself something strong and watch a scary movie.
Common Halloween costumes:
Ghosts
Witches
Vampires
Zombies
Mummies
Skeletons
Werewolves
Jason Voorhees
Ghostface
Freddy Kruger
Micheal Myers
Leatherface
Yeah, my boyfriend is dressing up as Dracula for Halloween, so I'm going to dress up as a vampire bride.
The only day (especially in a cathothic school) when you look forward to being alive to get high on candy.
Wow Halloween is such a waste of money.
The day before no nut November starts and you fap as much as you can.
1: I went 7 times on Halloween bro I’m ready for no nut November now
2: Nice dude, I went 8
The meaning of Halloween comes from pumpkin carving because you are hallowing the ween.
Wow I love Halloween because I get to hallow my ween.
Peer pressure by dead people to collect candy from strangers
Mom: No Talking To Strangers!
Me: But What About Halloween-
Mom: SHUT
the time of the year when a girl can look like a total slut and still say that it's just a halloween costume
random guy: girl why you look like a slut
girl: don't worry its just my halloween costume
random guy: oh ok