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to get fucked by a texan man
bro you see that snake.... it got hanked!!!
When you aggressively pounce on a female, refusing to take no for an answer for procreation. In a similar sense to how cats fornicate.
"Hey, what is that guy doing?"
"He's horny, he's pulling a hank"
When you play by the book & obey every law 24/7 & never let small problems go away.
Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!
Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.
darker lord hank hill is from YuBs miitopia playthrough and he is easy it just takes 10 teammates
hank hill:i am da darker lord HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHA
yub:die
hank hill:oh no i died
Extremely strong marijuana. Hank Hill is known for his extreme love of propane. Propane is EXTREME marijuana. Not to be confused with: pressure, strong, gas, purp, etc...
Bro Mark smoked that blunt of Hank Hill and stunk up the whole neighborhood
Hank hill : Greeks Aztecs and most religions believe in Hank hill
The largest lumberjack, this side of the Mississippi. He can wrestle 3 bears with one hand behind is back.
Hank hasn't spoken to his children in over 15 years. He doesn't pay child support.
Hank lives in a cabin in North Minnesota, where he lives with four squirrels. There were originally 5, but there was a fatality, during a thumb wrestling match. Rest In Peace, poor Billy.
Hank has a robust collection of flannel shirts. Used to model for Black and Decker.
Member of the Dean Koontz Family Tree.
Squirrel 1: Hank Boontz, don't do it!
Hank: He shouldn't of disrespected me.
Squirrel 2: Hank, I don't think he knew that was your wife's closet.
Squirrel 5: I'm sorry! I won't do it again!
Hank: Challenge me to a thumb wrestling match for your life.
Splonald, from out of the corner: Did you guys remember to pick up cheese?
Squirrel 4: Yea, I got it.
Splonald: Thanks. *relinquishes back to the corner*
Squirrel 5: Tell your wife those acorns aren't for her. And those were the only nuts I was talking about busting in your wife's closet.
Hank after landing the final blow on Squirrel 5: Well shit, this is awkward.
Squirrel 3: THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!