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Hard time, bad luck, broke, poor, death, feel like dying but won’t, starving, near tragedy, gone to hell in a hand basket.
I can’t afford the rent increase, my kids got the flu, we're hungry and have no food , looking for a job is hard being permanently disabled no one will hire me and we are about to literally be HOMELESS for the first time ever, but hey, shit happens .
What your mom said to her friends after you were born.
"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"
" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "
Shit Happens when Life doesn't go your way, or you pooped yourself. Like they say: Shit Happens!
Guy 1: Yo bro, Shit Happend with her and I.
Guy 2: I know right, Shit does happen!
Random Guy 1: Oh gawd, I shitted on the floor!
Random Guy 2: It Happens, Shit Happens
What harmful effects could happen when a metal mixes with acids?
What harmful effects could happen when a metal mixes with acids?
THIS was already happening to me. THIS is all I care about. Yet you expected me to care about your dead kids and your various "isms" and "phobias"
Hym "And until it happens to you, you won't care. And when it does, I still will."
Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC
Da "accurate 'n' actual" prediction regarding da supposed romance dat's been promised to blossom between you and a hot chick from West Africa if you'll just Western Union her some cash or send her a steam card.
Oh, but she says dat she's only overseas temporarily, but will be moving back to da states very soon to be with you forever --- not Ghana happen!