Harry Potter sucks

False, Twilight does.

Fanpire: "Harry Potter sucks, Jacob/Edward is soo much better."
*Harry aparates into the room and kills her with a deadly curse*

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Harry Potter Special

That's when I take a girl for two rides on my broomstick and then drop her off home!

That girl ruined the ending for the seventh Harry Potter book, so I gave her the Harry Potter special as punishment.

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harry potter syndrome

Syndrome where an individual believes to be the fictional character "Harry Potter" from the successful series by J.K.Rowling. Symptoms are: hallucinations of "dementors", "wizards", and other magical beings, believing that one can fly on a broomstick, waving around a stick seeing if it will make something move, disappear, or change at all, drawing a lightning bolt somewhere on the forehead, etc.

"I do not have Harry Potter Syndrome! Look at me fly on my firebolt!"

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Harry Potter Moment

When you do something outrageous in a short amount of time and get away with it

More famously called a James Bond Moment

Rebel:I jumped over the fence, climbed into the open window and managed to slide back in my seat before Mrs Brown caught me.

Nerd: Dude, that was totally a Harry Potter moment

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Harry Potter series

A bunch of extremely hot people🥵🥵🥵🥵specifically Draco, Harry, Cedric, Tom, ginny

Me: OMG THE HARRY POTTER SERIES CHARACTERS

ARE SOOOOO HOTTTT
Friend: IKR THEY CAN ✨r a i l✨ Me

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Dirty Harry Potter

after anal sex, the man takes his dick and draws a lightning bolt across the girl's forehead.

Joey's sick obsession with the adventures of Harry Potter drove him to perform a Dirty Harry Potter on Melissa.

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Dirty Harry Potter

The vulva of any large mammal; e.g. a karibou

The diseased karibou gnawed in agony at its dirty harry potter.

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