conspiri-hate

People who make up rumors about a person who they are so jealous of that they act like they can't stand that person. . . a group of more than two people who make shit up about a person they hate on. .

'Joe and jack and Jill were all talking about you saying untrue things. .',. "Yeah they always try to conspiri-hate on me"

Tough hate

Tough hate is when you suggest a corrective action for a person, but you are doing it out of hate, as opposed to tough love.

"I feel like someone needs to punch her in the neck to keep her from saying anything more."
"That seems harsh."
"I'm just saying this out of a sense of tough hate."

co-hating

Hating a person a friend or ally hates, as a show of solidarity. Co-hating does not preclude hating the individual in question on his or her own merits, but acknowledges that your friend's hate takes precedence.

Girl: "My roommate sucks."

Girl 2: "I'm co-hating him *right now*."

Hate-Spooging

The act of ejaculating on someone's face in malice, usually when they are unconscious, to shame them forever.

Mike had been an ass all week, so I got back at him by hate-spooging all over his face while he was sleeping.

Don't Hate

You're just jealous...

Jerry Springer: "Vikki is here to tell her husband Jason she's really a man."
Audience: "Sit Down He-She, Sit Down He-She!"
Vikki: "DON"T HATE, DON'T HATE!!! You know I look good, DON'T HATE!"

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locally hated

A decal often seen on raised trucks that are usually mocked by people who see them.

“I was driving behind this dork with a ‘Locally Hated’ decal obscuring his rear windshield.”

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Hate Eternal

Quite possibly one of the most brutal death metal bands ever. If you don't like them, you are either:
A) a pop fag
B) generic rock fag
C) punk
D) mallcore kid

'Yo man, I'm listen to some of ma T-PAIN cuz I'm the coolesst!!!'

'Fag, if you don't listen to Hate Eternal then you must die'

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