Hoop Du Jour

The act of "zoning" a person out while in the middle of hearing the useless babble yapping coming out of their mouth. The endless verbal diarreah which keeps spewing out of their pie hole, it's all just a bunch of "Hoop Du Jour."

Can be used within several different other variations, when describing someone's incessant yapping, like "Hoop Du Jee," "Hoop Du Jye," "Hoop Du Joo," "Hoop Du Jaa."

"Whoa Ken, did you hear the big boss man Neven carrying on at this mornings staff meeting?"

Ken: "I zoned him out after Hello, the rest was just a bunch of Hoop Du Jour!!!"

Charlie Brown often tuned out his teacher's "Hoop Du Jour" while sitting in class, in this instance, the "Hoop Du Jour" instantly became "whaa, whaa, whaa...whaaa, whaa, whaa."

babbling verbal diarreah diarreah

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hand hula hoop

A hand-hula-hoop is a one handed gesture, in which you join the tip of your index finger to the tip of your thumb, thus creating a circle. (hoop)

Also used as an 'OK' signal for divers and swimmers alike, and considered an offensive hand gesture in certain areas, the hand hula hoop is a game to play with friends/idiots.

The Game:

If you are able to coax a player - without moving you hand directly into their line of sight - to look directly at you 'hoop', they are a 'dick'. (See penis)

If they mange to place their index finger inside your hoop without looking at it, they indeed are the victor, and the 'hooper' is a sad and lonley man who should reach for his coat ASAP. (See loser)

Victors of this game are often called Weidner , which is confusing as this is also a term for a cumbersome pilot. see pilot paddy)

Hooper - 'Dude, seen that?'

<player directs friend visions to his hip, next to which he is holding a fine and dandy hand hula hoop>

Victim - 'You dirtbox, your such a chimp i looked right at it.'

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tongue ma hoop

see also rimming and feltching, lick my anus

a: get the pints in
b: tongue ma hoop

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Hoop Earring Theory

The bigger the hoop, the more a woman likes anal sex.

"I noticed your 5" hoops and wanted some help in a little study I'm performing. It's called the Hoop Earring Theory, which states that the bigger the hoop, the more a woman likes anal sex. Can you tell me if that it true?"

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Hoop Blah

Hoop Blah: a phrase describing ones feelings;

can replace any adjective when at a loss for words;
most commonly used in place of words such as but not limited to: ugh, sigh, or any kind of words like that.

"how are you feeling today?"

"i don't know, today's just been a long day. hoop blah"

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hoop-de-doo

Hoop-De-Doo: What my mother calls a vagina when I was a little kid.

vaginia pussy crotch cunttaco willy mammoth bald kitty camel toe cooter pooter twat sausage holster cum dumster open wound coochie

"Stop playing with your hoop-de-doo!"

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Hoop nap yah

A phrase to describe authority, and excitement, and happiness. It is also from a video game called garden warfare 2.

I got my tax returns! Hoop nap yah!!