Poo Horn

The erection received from additional pressure from squeezing excretion

After I clean my ass Im always left with a Poo Horn

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horn shy

When the driver of a car never honks their horn no matter how close they are to being hit by another vehicle on the road.

We almost got clobbered by a semi yesterday because Ben got horn shy when it came into our lane.

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The French Horn

The act of performing analingus on a woman while fingering her; so named because one keeps their hand in the mouth of a french horn while they play; sister act to the rusty trombone, which is likewise named after a brass instrument.

"I gave my girlfriend The French Horn for Valentine's Day."

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Horne Punny

An exclusive synonym of horse pussy that is achieved by replacing the s's with n's.

The great stallion penetrated that Horne Punny with might.

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Horn Scrape

When getting a blow job, she (or he, depending on which team you bat for) decides it's a good idea to rake her/(his) teeth over your cock.

The rotund girl down the street gave me a horn scrape last night after I told her, "Ya, drink it all you fat chunk!".

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car horn

Car horn: an audio device usually activated via a button found on a vehicle's steering wheel intended to get others attention or to warn others.

Ry: what's the use of beeping your car horn?

Justin: none if you're stuck in a jam.

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Horn born

Another term for a "dumbass bitch" Most likely used for a queer person, but not discriminatory.

Guy 1: "Dude you're a fucking horn born."
Guy 2: "Thanks dude, I know"

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