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accidentally humping the person in front of you in a line
line humping is when you are waiting in a line and you see it is beginning to move forward and you take a step... but its too soon.. and you kinda violate the person in front of you… then, there's a painfull silence hovered over that section of the line…
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Beginning your day with a session of sexual activity.
Dude1: You wanta coffee?
Dude2: No Thanks man, my lady slept over last night and we hump started the day.
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Its when a man has sex with a pregnant woman by placing his penis between the underside of her breast and the top of her pregnant belly. You have to approach her from the side and push her breast and belly together to make it tighter.
While my wife was 8-9 months pregnant, I noticed that there was a nice space between the bottom of her breasts and the top of her belly..almost like cleavage and I thought it would be hot to have sex with that part of her body just like titty fucking. So we called it the Bump Hump.
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The action of a girl thrusting her crotch againts someones butt.
Look over here this gril is Butt Humping me.
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This is a physical act that takes place between two people of opposite sexes. For this act to take place both parties involved are typically sexually stimulated. Once stimulation has reached a certain point, one individual will usually maneuver their body into a position that would facilitate contact between the fun parts of the human anatomy. As the stimulation continues to increase, the people involved gradually rub against each other in an up and down manner that mimics the act of sexual intercourse. This rubbing action ('humping') allows for the participants to experience some degree of friction while engaging in this activity. At first, the friction is considered to be a pleasurable feeling. After a while, however, irritation can occur. Why you ask? Because this whole thing takes place while their clothes are on!!!!!!!!!!!!! Which, by the way, leads to one of two outcomes:
1) An abrupt halt to the dry humping, which usually is caused by an extended amount of skin irritation
or
2) Full on wild animal kingdom SEX TIME (considered to be way more fun than option 1)
Kevin once told me that 'dry humping' was his favorite past time (and it secretly still is, just ask his inflatable doll!!!!!!)!!!!!
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The act of fucking a prostitute and not paying. Also, promising someone money for something (a bet etc), doing it, and never paying.
Yo luis, I totally jew humped this one bitch yesterday....needless to say, She was flabbergasted when I got my clothes and ran out the window.
Dude I am totally about to jew hump this girl man. She has no idea its coming either.
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An act commonly seen on dance floors around the world.
OMG Jim was totally dry humping Nicki at prom!
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