BTS Jin's answer when interviewer asked about BTS's dating life and whether they are dating with ARMY (BTS fandom name) or not
He betrayed jesus because he was a fuck face and now hes swinging from a tree!
jesus got spiked because of this man and he hung himself so jesus wouldnt torture him to death.
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like saying; i don't have the balls to (your choice!) for WOMEN! OR: i HAD/HAVE the ovaries to (do something)
(note: from a letter writer in the 'savage love' column!!)
at the pick up bar: go on over and talk to him!! (response:) i don't have the ovaries!
sarah didn't have the ovaries to tell her boss he/she was a piece of shit!
jane was feeling brave, had the ovaries to introduce herself; and ended up 'rocketing to the moon'!!
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When you don't have anything to say or think
Them : " So what is your motivation ? "
Her : " I don't have think "
A girl named paige, she is so perfect in every way, and never thinks much of her self, she is cute, and always makes me smile everytime i see her.
"hey i need to find the perfect girl"
"what about some sorta paige"
"hey yeah thanks she is perfect!"
"guess who the most awesome girl i have ever met is?"
"paige?"
"yeah how did you know?"
"because shes perfect"
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A predator called big dog big bear lion saying, after finding a nigga.
Big dog big bear lion : Oh my, oh my, I have found you, nigga.
Nigga: ah shi- *starts running*
Big dog big bear lion : Don't you run from me, lil' nigga.
A stupid βcomebackβ used by people mainly on tiktok or insta. donβt use it or else you are asking for someone to one up you
Acab emily: *says something stupid*
You: *proves acab emily wrong*
Acab emily: at least i have more followers than you luv π₯°
Another person: not more then me
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