Porn tree

During the heat of the summer or, occasionally, those rare cold moments in Las Vegas when undesirable conditions happen outside, the local porn vendors forego standing outside pushing their little cards and instead cram their literature into all the helpless limbs of the local foliage,then proceed to take refuge inside the climate controlled goodness. Thus creating the "porn tree".

"man it's hot out here".
"ya, but at least the porn trees are in full bloom".

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under the tree

an expression to describe when someone disses another and the victim is incapable of a comeback.

I left that bitch under the tree when she didn't thank me for opening the first door, so I let go of the second door and it hit her in the face.
damn yo, he left yo salty ass under the tree when he took your girl upstairs

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hippy tree

a sticker that you put up in random places.

dude i wonder how they got that hippy tree sticker there.

ya i know man its crazy!

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tree boxing

stalking behaviour,spying .trying to hide behind a tree, pole, watching somebody , with arms tucked in
usaually girlfriend, boyfriend

that bitch had me so fucked up i was tree boxing outside her house at 3:00 in the morning to see who she came home with

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Tree-Fiddy!

$3.50

Dammit, monster, I ain't givin' you no tree-fiddy!

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Fuck tree

A tree selected in the woods where a person or many people go to have unprotected drug induced sex.

Hey bobby lets got to the fuck tree

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Bacon Tree

An ambush ("Ham bush" -> "Bacon Tree"). Taken from a joke about a man struggling with the English language.

Man, I totally came up behind him and bacon treed his ass.

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