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Fantasy Island where 13 year-old boys are accosted and milfellated under palm trees on the beach by fit, horny 30-something moms.
A reality TV show planned on 30 Rock.
Man, I've been working hard for the last year. I need a one-way ticket to MILF Island.
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Leaving a trail of come that resembles the Aleutian Islands.
I left the Aleutian Islands on Betty's face last night after she passed out.
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Herpes Island is a magical place of modern folklore where smiling happy beautiful people ride bicycles and make love on the beach all day. It has been said that the only requirement to join this exclusive community is that you have herpes. Valtrex seems to have rare footage of this mythical locale.
"Wow. That looks like paradise. Do you know where that is?"
"That's Herpes Island, dog..."
"Can I go there?"
"Ya, but only if you have herpes."
"Sweet, I'm there."
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The smallest state in the country. Not well known. It is mainly made up of Italian and Portuguese. Home to Johnston(has the highest % of italians in the country).
Capital: Providence
Pop.: Around 1,000,000
Home of the New England Mafia(still very influenced by it).Scituate, Johnston, Cranston, and providence are basically 1960 Italian neighborhoods with modern technology. We have Brooklyn/jersey accents. The rest of the towns have neutral or mass. accents. Creators of the New York system Weiner(different from a hot dog), dels lemonade, coffee milk,clams casino. Hate massholes. We're old school italians not the jersey shore kind. We have some of the best Italian food in the country. None of that fake Irish or Greek "Italian food". There's a bakery and Dunkin' Donuts on every corner. St. Joseph's day and Columbus Day have "feasts" or large celebrations organized by a local church. Everyone goes to them and fights usually break out.
Rhode Island
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Before entering the shower, you take off your clothes and pile them together on the ground just outside the bathtub.
By doing this, it absorbs any traces of water when you step out after you have finished showering, so the ground doesn't get as wet.
I piled my clothes on the ground outside the bathtub forming a "clothes island" so the ground doesn't get as wet when I step out.
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An island populated entirely by prostitutes. Also referred to as Mandango. Totally off limits to all exept total perverts. Most perverts were born on this island, and so to tell someone to go back to it is a severe insult.
eugene "omg, that sounded wrong"
me "dude, u perv, go back to Whore Island!!"
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one kick ass summer sleep away camp in starrucca, pennsylvania where everlasting friendships are created, unforgettable memories are made, and is the place most of your stories will take place.
If you're not at Island Lake than you're just at camp
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