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A phrase originating from "the cake is a lie". It is based on the Animal Crossing fanfiction Among the Umbrellas. The reason for it is because Mabel lures the characters Lucia and Shannon into her trap with an umbrella.
Lucia: "Wow, Mabel really got us."
Shannon: "Yeah. One may say the umbrella is a lie."
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Science supported by made up facts or fudged data. Junk science.
Man-caused Globull Warming and any "scientific studies" touted by late night infomercials are lie-ence.
The practitioners of lie-ence may be called lie-entists to distinguish them from other liars.
Bill: "Wow! This scientific study says Snake Oil will increase the size of my penis!"
Krystin: "Don't be a sucker. That sounds like lie-ence to me."
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When someone is feeding you lies they're feeding you "lie cakes". Usually this phrase includes something about becoming fat because of all the "lie cakes" you are being fed.
"I have three girlfriends and a horn on my head"
"Lie cakes! I'm becoming fat because of all the lie cakes you're feeding me!"
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When a transsexual tricks a strait male into thinking he's a girl in bed.
Hugo: So I said, 'Hey, let's turn on the lights..'
Hugo: Then she said, 'Oh silly, you can have the garage okay. The porche is still in the shop..'
Jerry Springer: So you slept with a guy?
Hugo: I ain't gonna lie Jerry.. The cake is a lie. * He's then punched in the nose and the transsexual yells, 'Oh no you d-ent' and someones wig falls off in the tussel, Jerry picks up the hair and makes a mustache with it
Jerry Springer: *Walks off stage and plays pocket pool* We'll be back!
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two men living to gether and thay say there not
simon say's to shane "are we going home" targit say's "what together u to in some love lie then a" and shane say's "no not together" and wait till there outside befor kissing and both saying sorry to
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The phrase the cake is a lie had it's origins on one of the *chans. It started in the lolicon image board also called "/cake/" or "Delicious Cake" (Lolicon being drawn pornography depicting small children doing sexual favors.) On certain chans (Which will go unnamed) the /cake/ board shows picture of real small children instead of drawn. similar to their /jb/ or jailbait boards. Some of these picture can be found with a tag on them saying "Open with winrar". When you do this these certain picture open text documents with links or bat info that leads to child porn or "CP". when people would open these in winrar most of the time they would be linked to such a website as Goatse or tubgirl. The receiver of "CP" would then return to the original thread and tag it with the phrase "The cake is a lie" cake being Child Porn. This phrase is often mistaken for portal where at the end you are rewarded with cake promised throughout the game only to have it taken away. But that would leave incorrect. The meaning of this phrase was lost some time ago and was only brought back when portal was introduced and it fit so well.
"Open in WinRawr"
"OMG DUDE WTF"
"The cake is a lie"
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Something your girlfriend makes up to make you feel bad about doing something she doesn't know about.
IT's NOT A LIE if they don't ask about it
"If you dont tell me after you cheat on your a liar. its a lie of omission."
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