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Finding a Jill is when you meet a girl whom words cannot describe. She is a girl you are willing to love to the ends of the earth and would do anything for. There’s only a few chances you’ll get at finding her so once your sure it’s her don’t let her go. You’ll know you’ve found her when she’s your first thought on your mind when you wake up and the lasting thing you think before you fall asleep.
bro 1: dude, finding a Jill is my dream
bro 2: hey man, don’t be too pushy and maybe you can get a peak at her coochie
bro 1: man fuck you I just wanna cuddle
When somthing is Jille Diesel it is much pressure or "TRØKK" or you drive your tractor when it comes black smoke it is Jille Diesel
Bob: Your tractor is Jille Diesel
Me: Jille Trøkk
When you’re really drunk and/or high and any girl above a 5.8 becomes at least an 8.7
Drunk Bro: Dude that girl is so fucking hot.
Sober Bro: Nah man she’s like a 6, it’s just The Jill Effect.
Drunk Bro: Nah dude she bad asf
Sober Bro: I’m telling you dude she’s not that hot, you’re just drunk.
Drunk Bro: Damn u right…I think I need to go lay down.
A evil, coldhearted lesbian who loves killing your summer by either manipulating you for a trip and then calling you an asshole when you we're the one that paid for the trip, tries to manipulate you into leaving your friends, or just waits until you screw up to break up with you.
Jill Summers in a sentence
Jill - Oh nice, thanks for giving me your money dumbass
Jill's next ex - Oh wow, see ya. I'm out bitch
When a female masturbates for money
Girl: has anyone ever offered to pay you to masturbate?
Girl 2: yeah I Jill on money sometimes
When you jelq up a hill with your trans sister Joel
Jelq and Jill walked up a hill to stretch their tiny penises. Jelq fell down a well and his trans sister Joel came jelqing after. Up Jelq got to go home and nut in a roll of toilet paper. Went to bed with a stretched out head he jelqed so much his cum has turned to vapor
Jumping jacks but instead of moving ur arms side to side you move them up and down
I love doing jumping jills