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A Jimmy Surprise is when an innocent look into your buddy's room through a fire-escape with unusually good clarity results in the unexpected viewing of your friend masturbating buck-ass naked on his bed to Sportscenter.
I thought my roommate was asleep and I could run in real quick to borrow his stapler, but when I opened the door I was greeted by a Jimmy Surprise.
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James Christian Kimmel is a talk show host who is single handedly ruining entertainment on YouTube and TV with his libtardedness. His remaining audience consists of NPCs who have no perception of humor.
Jimmy Kimmel used to be funny, but his show has become painful to watch.
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Straight vodka in a water bottle trick to convince people you aren't drinking.
Ray: Geez, I'm thirsty, can I get a drink from your water bottle there Jimmy?
Randy: Leave Mr. Lahey alone Ray, get your own water.
Ray: No I want some of Jimmy's water, that's the kind that gets you fucking drunk
{Jimmy water}
Peeeeedooooo (he will tell you to get in a white van)
Jimmy saville is a big fatpeeedo
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To disturb someone by presenting them with facts/arguments that cause cognitive dissonance and challenge their views.
You know why people start arguments on the internet? Rustled jimmies man.
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The collective name given to those people who immigrate to another settlement due to the almost rhyming nature of the words 'Immigrant' and 'Jimmy Grant'.
It may also be used as a descrete derogatory term when it is often shortened to 'Jimmy'.
Customs Officer: "Hold on a second Jimmy Grant, can I see your passport?"
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A TV show on Nickelodeon with the main character as jimmy neutron , he also stars in a YouTube series called jimmy neutron happy fun hour 1 and 2 which his dad kills his mom and jimmy neutron orders pizza , the pizza flys through the house and kills his dad .... Jimmy neutron has large slicked back hair and looks amazing.
Oh shit I'm getting a jimmy neutron hair
The pizza is aggressive - jimmy neutron
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