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The act of rubbing super glue on your face before giving a unshaved man a blowjob. This leaving you with a pube goatee.
"Did you see that guys beard? I bet he got it from a Todd johnson."
Steroids, specifically winstrol
He swole AF, he's on the Ben Johnson
He was small until he found Ben Johnson
Is another word for a condom.
Hey stop at the store so i can pick up some johnson sleeves fo sho.
I was smuttin this bitch last night and my johnson sleeve broke.
Pubic hair that has grown longer than one's right thumb.
Dude, my Johnson beard looks like the Amazon jungle during the summer
That one fucking guy on your dorm floor who doesn't speak to anyone but is somehow always in and out of the elevators. He looks slightly intimidating but in reality is probably a really socially awkward guy who you should really reach out to.
"Bro look, it's that werewolf johnson who lives on our floor!"
"I wonder what he does all day..."