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when your crew ventures out to score enough marijuana for a weekend tokethon.
“I heard your parents will be gone for a week. Dude, this party is gonna be legit, but only if we have a successful joint mission.”
1. When you lace a joint with frankincense resin, which is burned at church ceremonies, looks like crack and gets you super high.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.
1. I just smoked a Holy Joint and I'm so baked I can't even see straight.
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...
A joint that is way too skinny and tight. Kind of like those overpriced Vogue cigarettes that used to kick about. Mind them? Ridiculous. A Jessie joint requires small girl like fingers to avoid crushing it and the skinny tight nature of this abomination means that often it's hard to pull smoke through the joint. You feel like you're getting high, but you're not, you're just starving your brain of oxygen.
King: Oh man what is this thing? A fucking toothpick?
Jessie: Nah man.... it's calm, everyone just uses too much baccy.
King: Bruv, this is all paper. No baccy, no weed either. Absolute Jessie Joint.
A layed back person usually male who enjoys smoking weed by themselves
I just chill by myself and smoke like a joint monkey
A joint at the bottom of the ankle founded by CallMeCarson
Hey I hurt my sklimbas joint it hurts like hell
A joint laced with LSD. The acid is added to the paper where it touches your lips.
That rainbow joint last night was too strong, man, it's been 14 hours and I'm still seeing colors!
The female equilvalent of a titty bar, wherein women go to indulge in male strippers.
My favorite and the biggest cock joint I know is vegas' own thunder down under