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A good friend. But he/she will tend to be a bit racist at times. His cock is most likely very very small, yet says it is a large as a monkey tail. Don't trust him, he lies. His friends get no bitches, and he's no different. He seems normal at first, but them when you meet him, you will find a new shade of gray in Jonah.
Jonah is a weird guy
If your name is Jonah and you're a girl. You are so lucky and blessed. You make all the right decisions. Jonah is genius literally. Everyone be like Jonah! God is smiling down on you. Jonah is strong and smart. Jonah is perfect! Jonah is the law!
I am in love with Jonah.
Get you a Jonah and keep her.
Give her everything she wants and needs!
Jonah: Mmmm men in dress sexy.
Jack: You’re a clown fucker Jonah
a closeted gay guy who whenever he tries to get a girfriend, turns them gay. (factual). he has good style i guess but will not hesitate to make fun of you for anything
"oh did you see jonah?, hes that closeted gay guy"
"at least he has good style"
Person 1: Did you hear about Jonah?
Person 2: Yeah he is Max's bitch.