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when a guy is fingering a girl so fast that his finger accidently jumps from her vagina to her butt
did you hear that chris finger jumped natalie at the party last night!?
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A kick-ass magazine that features bunches of anime, from Naruto to Hakura-No-Go
A great way to get quite a bit of anime for one low price
A single volume of multiple anime/manga in one magazine called shonen-jump
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a key skill to have in basketball, helps a nigga survive in da hood
In my neighborhood you either slang crack rock or got a wicked jump shot.
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When a girl is jerking off two guys with a dick in each hand, and suddenly from the woodwork a mystery man comes in from behind and sticks one in her ass. Surprised, she thrusts forward as in a ski jump motion, while still jerking the other two dudes off.
She was so wasted last night, she was jerking off two guys when all of a sudden, a mystery man came home from work and popped her from behind. Startled she did the ski jump.
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An act requiring two people. First a freshly buried woman is unearthed and stripped of her clothes. Then one person eats the carcas out as the other jumps on her stomach causing her internal organs and fluids to be excreted from the body's orifices, namely the vagina into the other person's mouth.
This is possibly the single most disgusting idea known to man.
"John and I went out last night and did a little mung jumping. Mm mm!"
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The act of jumping onto someone's bed with your pants down and wedging their pillow between your butt cheeks and rocking back and forth vigorously.
Once a common practice in high school and college dormitories, moon jumping is sweet revenge for having been wronged. The full force of a moon jump will not be appreciated until your victim goes to bed. If you've done a poor job wiping yourself, the results can be fantastic.
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When a bass player is coveted by several bands, and therefore plays in different shows with different bands with totally different styles of music every night of the week.
Band Leader: Dave, can you come play for my band this Friday?
Dave: Shuu, I'm bass jumping a lot this week anyway.
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