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When you're finger-banging a girl with all four fingers in the snow and your hand goes numb.
"Ouch Eddie, not so hard" Sally says. Eddie replies "That's the danger of a Frozen Kit-Kat"
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When you've had so much anal sex, the doo doo leaks from the intestine and leaks into the vaginal wall.
Ashley got a sticky kit kat when her husband banged her anally and then vaginally one too many times.
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Anything L.A. tattoo artist Kat Von D wouldn't do.
Rendering it uncool.
Tell me you're not getting a tramp stamp of a unicorn. That's a Kat Von Don't right there.
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The most preciously, rarestly gorgoues girl you know. A 3-leg pussy cat attracts lots of attention naturally.
Hey Kitty, you are my 3-leg kat!
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Taking a shit onto the bed and having the girl cut it into four pieces with her tongue. Once it's in four pieces, insert each piece one by one into her vagina. Then, eat her out with the pieces inside of her.
It wasn't flavorful when I ate her out, so we tried a Milwaukee Kit Kat.
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one who runs her fingers through her hair while saying fuckin repeatedly
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Often seen "thumpin" or "blowin up" in the black coug...
The Devil drives a black cougar..:o/
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