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An advanced sexual practice where the male adopts a scissor position with the female and farts into her vagina
For further advanced techniques see - nasty oyster cincinnati ram-rod
David: "Things went a bit crazy with stacy last night. I filled her up with a Kentucky Trumpet!"
Matt: "Your the Boss!"
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The Kentucky plug is a sexual position where your partner is in the doggy position with a .50 SLAP round in their mouth and you stick your thumb in your butt while they donkey kick your eggplant.
"We did the kentucky plug last night. I'm just glad I survived. " Kentucky Ballistics
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you sneak up behind a girl and you play with their boobs kinda hard ... although meant to be used on women it pretty violating if you do it to a guy
holly crap that guy just got a kentucky rumbla "also known as kentucky rumbler"
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Slight variation to the Kentucky Tractor Pull. Before sex, the receiver inserts a water balloon full of urine up their sphincter and holds it queue until they are ready to begin. Once ready the balloon is crushed by clenching the anal muscles, thus providing a lubricated and receptive environment for the tractor pull.
Can I barrow a balloon? It's my husband's birthday and I really want to give him a good pull tonight. He's very homesick and The Kentucky Donna really reminds him of his late mother.
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noun: A horrible haircut that is characterized by shorter hair on the sides and top, with long flowing(usually unkempt and greasy) hair protruding from the back. Usually sported by those either stuck in the 80's, drinking Natty Light, or driving a Camaro. Also known as a Mullet, Neck Blanket, or a Dirtbag.
Dude, check out that guy's Kentucky Waterfall flapping around outside the T-tops of his 1984 Camaro!!!
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When you poop on someone's chest and the consistency of the poop resembles fried chicken.
"How did your date go last night"
"Pretty good I gave her the old Kentucky Saddle"
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When you have life ending bleed and you stop it with your thumb while you wait for EMS
Coined due to Kentuky ballistics 50 bmg exploding and having to stick his thumb into his neck to stop the bleeding and ultimately saved his life
Just give it The Kentucky Thumb Before you bleed out
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