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when a chick is jerking you off and you shoot a load all over her knuckles
"man i shot the coolest kansas white knuckler the other day"
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a boring town in western kansas...where nothing really happens and no one cares if it does, has a very diverse population, from mennonites to hispanics and everything in-between, also known for its violent wind storms and for finally getting an i-hop in 2009
jo- "what's happenin', man?"
bob-"it's garden city, kansas, dude"
jo-"oh, right.."
jo-"man, I just went to Wal-Mart and saw a group of mennonites and then a bunch of dirty hispanics!"
bob-"gc's a crazy place, man"
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A county in Kansas where wanna-be's who have no other claim to fame try to impress others by saying, "I'm from Johnson County". Makes no difference whatsoever that the person may be poor as crap or redneck as anything, they think that being from JOCO is the be-all-end-all. Maybe one day they will realize they are still from KANSAS!!!
I'm uneducated, don't have a pot to pee in, but I'm from Johnson County Kansas. Be impressed.
I live in Johnson County Kansas. I am a loser and have to tell people where I live in hopes of impressing them.
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Term used by Midwesteners back in the 70s, referring to locally grown marijuana, which then was highly inferior in quality. Any "domestic" weed would only be acquired as a last resort if no Mexican was available.
I smoked some of that Kansas City Shitty and all I got was a headache and a sore throat.
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A sexual position and act wherein a man lies on his back. The woman with her back facing him, squats over him while engaging in anal sex. Upon finishing the woman unloads her fecal matter onto the man.
I thought it was going to be some normal butt sex, but she couldn't control here bowels and it ended up being a kansas city crumper
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Guy 1: what do you think about the chiefs
Guy 2: it has the big gay
Kansas City Chiefs are the big gay
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When you are giving anal sex and you use oxy clean for lubricant and right after you climax you pull out squirting your seman onto your partners back and then you tell your partner to face you as if you were about to ask her to give you head and then you yell "BILLY MAYS HERE, WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT" and then you drop-kick your partner as you are saying it.
Me and my girl tried a Kansas Oxy Clean last night, the outcome was... amazing.
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