warm karl

It's when you take a shit in a sock and then smack someone in the face with it.

Mark decided instead of rapeing mookie he would give him a warm karl

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karl malone

to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game

Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.

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Karl Marx

.Lived 1818-1883
.German historian
.Social scientist
.Revolutionary
.Wrote Communist Manifestowith Fredrich Engles in 1848
.Wrote Das Kapital in 1867

"i get wet dreams thinking about communism"
"Tell that to Cambodia, you lazy fuck"

Go on..Quiz me on Marx...i dares ya..

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Steamy Karl

When a man or woman defacates on the other during sexual intercourse.

So me and Carrie do some weird stuff, like yesterday, I let loose a Steamy Karl right on her chest, it was amazing.

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Hot Karl

Most deffinitions of a 'Hot Karl' are wrong.

The true, most well-known, deffinition of a 'Hot Karl' is the act of taking a big load of your partners chest during a nice sexual adventure. This is also a Cleaveland Steamer.

1. Wow, Greg really deserves a Hot Karl right about now.

2. Well uhh, I don't quite know how to ask this, but uhh... can I give you a Hot Karl?

3. Hot Karl needs another speaking point! (IJ)

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The Karl Effect

A theory created by transphobic and homophobic Mr Beast “fans” that seemingly can’t understand that Chris is happy with who she is and that Karl has nothing to do with it. She is being herself - suck it up.

Person 1: “I miss the old Chris, I can’t believe The Karl Effect got him.”
Person 2: “Bro wth, that’s stupid.”

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Hot karl

When you getting a peice of cling wrap and cutting a whole in it for the lucky persons mouth. Then place the cling wrap over her face and release your feaces onto the cling wrap so that the girl can feel the warmth of the feaces through the cling wrap without coming into contact with the feaces

After the party this kinky girl let me hot karl.

After my roomate fell asleep me and my friends all hotkarled him and he threw up.

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