An eastern Europeans sexual parts.(e.g. muff)
Stems from 18th century turkey.
Kebabs must be had at some stage. Will we eat them before we go out?
When you take a dump into a newspaper and then wrap it with a view of throwing it at someone. It makes for one terrifying projectile.
Alex: This guy is taking so long to finish the task, I don’t know how to speed this up.
Tim: Say no more, I’ll pay his house a visit with a Prison Kebab.
when you have a piece of meat and its dripping with special sauce
Yeah mate, I have a massive dripping kebab after seeing her last night.
A term used when you see cringe asian edits usually in Philippines
Eg. Low effort edit, with loud music, and bad camera quality with cheesy quotes
Man1: look at this video
Man2: kebab edit
A hand job from a human being other than yourself.
“My girlfriend and I were the only ones in the movie theater, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Shish Kebab. Best movie ever!”
A kid who always refers to his own inside jokes and phrases, as well as speaking gibberish frequently. Klopper is generally humorous and very entertaining to be around.
Me: Haha, look at that over there!
Klopper: Haha, hey bow it's Nigel, bic wan, zoob, yallah habibi *random noises*
Me: Uh, ok then, Klopper Kebab
Short word for a idiot or doofus, mainly used by people of arabic or kebab descent.
"Yo bruv, that guy was a major kebab head".
"Yeah nah mate".
That guy forgot to put bbq sauce on my HSP, what a kebab head.