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Peyton Manning's gay lover, they often have butt sex. General faggot.
(Peyton runs into room crying like a little girl)
Kenny Chesney: What's wrong hun?
Peyton: WAAAAAAH! That mean bully Tracy Porter ruined my game, and my line sucks waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Kenny: There there Peyton, I still love you.
Peyton: Sniff, can we still have butt sex?
Kenny: Sure
(Little does Peyton know, Kenny is cheating on him with the neighbors gerbil)
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Somthing that is too small to see. And needs viagra to keep it up
Man1 Damb i thought kennys dick was just skin
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A VERY HOTT AND SEXY COUNTRY SINGER and does NOT look like a turtle on steroids he sings great music and he is ver talented!!
Kennys tractor isnt the only thing thats sexy!
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A girl who has had sex with more guys than Kenny Lofton has played teams
Guy #1: Have you met that Tammy girl? She's slept with a lot of guys
Guy #2: Yeah she's a real Kenny Lofton
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When in the doggy style position and waving your hand in the air like you are twirling a rope in your hand.
I was banging this chick from behind last night and I gave her the Kenny Cowboy!!!
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A popular country singer among trailer-trash women, who are on average more then double his weight. He's rumored to be gay and probably is.
Bertha and Betty-Joe-Bob love them some Kenny Chesney... and ranch flavored doritos.
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A Sticky Kenny is the way to teach a girl that a 70's bush is both disgusting and inappropriate. When you go down on a girl with a nasty, thick bush you wait till she is cumming. You then pull out a fistfull of her stanky pubes, spit in your hand and slap her in the face with it while simultaneously punching her in the asshole with the hopes of fisting her ass.
That bitch had a nasty 70's bush so I gave her a Sticky Kenny!
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