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Your Local School Shooter....
Obsessed with Pokémon and Minecraft...
Least likely to get a girl...
Most likely to die a virgin...
I don’t know. Kevin is just weird. He is a decent friend, but can be annoying after some time.
Literally the biggest meme Asian name to have ever been brought into existence by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
OMG, I know 20 Kevin's and they're all in the same class
A annoying asshole who just loves to swallow Dylan never makes his own decisions and we think he is gay and he loves to cry over everything
Kevin why are you not good at any games
Kevin. Your God Kevin. He is worshipped every morning from 10 am. It is said he has the power to turn water into tea, and demands regular sacrifices of keyboards and your time. He is the leader of a cult that established its university as an independent state in October 2020, the symbols of its independence being a golden mouse and a teabag.
Kevin is a benevolent being, but punishes heresy with the cruelest stroke. Engineers and all those who substitute pi with 3 will be beaten with the Holy Keyboard and made to drown in tea.
"Can I take a bathroom break?"
"Only when Kevin allows a break."
The irish godess of getting woman with a bigger penis then the second best god jehu
That guy is sexy as heck he must be Kevin the most handsome god of all.
is a very sensitive guy he can’t take jokes from no one
He dates very unattractive women in his life and still gets heartbroken
A very sad depressed guy
Kevin is mostly comprised of generation Z and the youngest of the Millenials. He is generally causation, from a middle to an upper-middle-class family, and has an unprecedented sense of entitlement. Historically Kevin has been given every financial advantage yet has a total loss of self-control when denied anything he wants. Most of Kevins' frightening and seemingly mental explosions occur over his financial frivolous wants, any social media platform restrictions, as well as the occasional denial of sleepovers. Most Kevins do not play any sports. Their lives revolve around their phones. They also try to bring attention to themselves through gifted vehicles. they exhibit no respect of elders including their parents. The word NO is incomprehensible with their extensive financial and social demands on their parents. Kevin is often a child of diverse and plays his parents against each other to get what he wants.
Mother: Kevin, you cannot have friends over while I'm out of town and you must take care of your younger brother.
Kevin: You B...H, WTF? All you care about is yourself and I hate you! But I need a new Xbox so buy me that and we're cool.
Mother: NO
Kevin: OMG! You really are just a CU>T of a mother! F-you and I'm moving to dads.