Paper keys

A diploma or certificate you receive from a post secondary institution thus enabling you to get on with your life and drive one's proverbial car.

"After getting his paper keys from University he went on to..."

key in the hole

A game where you put your dick in a ass or pussy

Hey wanna play key in the hole 😉

splat key

Alternative name for the Macintosh keyboard meta-key adjacent to the space bar.

You can close that window by typing splat-w, which means holding down the splat key at the same time you press the "w" key.

f25 key

a key found on old computers, usually red that is used when curiosity is just too strong. Hitting it will result in the reality shattering into the most horrifying state possible, with entire worlds morphed into infinitely fast particles of glitch.

Hitting this will almost certainly result in the entire universes end.

f25 key? Are you ready for this!? Promise not to tell, im going to hit the f25 key, GET READY!
*reality deforms into flashing colors, ear bleeding computer noises, 144p tunnels of pure madness and chaos*

Key balls

When you have an excessive amount of keys and knick-knacks hanging from your key chain that when they are in the ignition of a vehicle, they hang down so low they rub your leg, like balls.

Dude, I had to drive my moms car today and her key balls totally chaffed the inside of my knee!

The f key

press it to pay respects.

Press The f key to pay respects.

becca key

A becca key is a person that is sound as fuck and fit

She’s a fucking fit becca key