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When you want to send a girl a dick pic, but don't want to be awkward, so you draw a picture of a cat on it. Instead of being weirded out, she will laugh.... with all of her friends.
T: "Wanna see my dick kitten?"
A: "What is a dick kitten?"
T: *sends pic*
A: *screenshots, and shows friends* (sorry T)
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n. ; multiple pieces of feces at least 2.5 courics a piece accumulated in one sitting.
"Man, I just gave birth to a litter of kittens in your upstairs restroom. My bad, nyuggah."
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A game where two or more people lay on each other and cuddle, like a pile of kittens.
Emily : Who's up to play pile of kittens ???
Charlynn : FOR SURE but you're on bottom !
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What kittens love to wear when it's cold. From the latin phrase kittano mittono.
Mr Boots the kittycat wears his kitten kittens when it's cold.
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incredible female breasts as viewed by a male when their slight movement creates arousal
for fucksake those sweater kittens are turning me into Tony the tiger.
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Common household fly.
Name inspired by PETAs 'Sea Kitten' campaign to re-brand fish as cute animals and their subsequent objections to Barack Obama's killing of a fly during a news conference.
Aww - don't kill that fly! They're Sky Kittens you know. You wouldn't swat a kitten!! ...or would you?
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Teh best picture in the whole damn world
Last night I can't stop staring at the basket of kittens
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